Something About Christmas?

Mom has been talking about someone called Christmas. If only I knew who Christmas was. I mean does she give treats? Will she ever come and pet me? I wanna know.

My mom has apparently been off on Christmas Break and that's a good and bad thing. I has to work a lot. But on the plus side I get pleeeenty of treats. She has been coming out to my horse house every day so I finally got a few pitchers.

I just noticed my nose is cut off. Oh well.

After she rode me today she also rode princess. Princess is my buddy and she hasn't been ridden in a while. I guess she was good.

This is my fran. Ain't she awesome?

Then mom gave a little pony a bath. Her name is cloud and is extreeeeemely old. And dirty.

Ihad an after picture but there wasn't a big difference. The two leg walking by in the corner is my aunt. Or my old mom. AKA Taylor

Then she left. Maybe she'll come back tomorrow?

I AlSO LEARNED HOW TO BOW!!!! I promise to get pitchers of that later.

Jumper Show

Hai Guise! Sorreh I hasn't been on lately. I MUST tell you about my first ever jumper show. It was at  a place called Green Cove. I has been there MANNNNNY years ago. Its been a while. Well on with the story.

So me and my friend Princess went to the show together. Yus we are frans now. And it was also her first ever jumper show. We got to the place hours early, it turned out to be a good thing for my mom (not for me) becuz Spy got a bath. I was veeeery dirty. 

I jumped in the 2 foots class. I had 2 corses to do and no I didn't make the time.  I did jump every single one and knocked down 1 rail (the same dang one in each class). The first time I wasn't sure why my mom kept  clucking and stuff and then I started to get it the second time. She was proud of me either way.

I got sooooo many treats and did reeeallllly good for my first time. Next time i  bets I'll do betters. 

Mom: The videos will not upload on my laptop but one day there will be videos of every show I promise. Thanks for reading Spy's Blog :)

The Show...

Let me just put it this way. Spy was not on her game in the end. Neither was mommy. I can't find all the pictures and videos right now but it was hectic and later on I will out up an entire post full of pictures. 

So it all started out great we got to the show, we all unpacked, bathed, rode, all that. Then the next day my mommy comes back with everybody else and we get all ready to go do our dressage test. Now I'm a master at this test because I've done the same one like fife times and stuff so I'm first to go. I do AMAZING and it's like my best Spy test eveeeer. But guess what? My mommys dad has the video camera on standby the whole time. So you guys can't even watch the best test ever.  Anywho we got 35.5 and if you didn't know for a Spy in dressage that's purty good...

Now onto stadium jumping, maybe my best. We flew through that course and I'm telling you if we would have done good in x-country we would have placed so good. Mommy was so dang proud I got so many  trreats and pets and smiles and I was livin it up.

Then we did x-country. Everyone was like you guise have nothing to wory about and I think that's what got us all messed up. We cleared the first one of course, just a little log, then the second one, I started ti duck out then my mom slapped me and I went over it with my front legs and like fell on it with my back legs sending mom off my side. She was mad but they let her finish the course. Number three wasn't good, it was a blue boathouse and I refused that too, for some reason she didn't turn me around and make me do it again she just kept me runniing, we refused the next one too and we just kept going. She almost just gaveup but then went to  the next 3 and we did them perfectly. Then there was a bench and we refused that too, then did the last 2. She wasn't happy after that and I could tell she wanted to go back and do it again once she realized it was stupid to just go on and let me win like that.

So the rest of the people that went with us didn't do so good either, my moms friends, one fell off in x-country, one fell off in stadium, and my aunt....she got 5th place on "Princess" DISASTERSHOW

Upcoming Show!!!

WARNING THIS POSTY HAS NO PITCHERS!!!!

Sorry about that guis. I has no time to get my camera out and take pitchers so we might be going fotoless for a whiles. Until the show of course!

I is so exciteded! My mommyhas been doing a lots of jumping and running lately. I has been having a blast! If you didn't know I loves to run and jump. She has been doing bareback a lot and she even jumps and runs bareback on me.At first I was likes OH NOOOO MOAR WORK! But then I realizzed that the work mommy had me do was fun. Weird right? ANYWAYZ I heard that the show is at Rocking Horse and I'm doing tadpole. Mommy says nI'm the best and once I heard the other horses that were coming I knew she wasn't kidding.

Not to be mean but listen to this! Doc, the 17 hand QH that can barely do crossrails is coming, Bailey the horse that never calms down is coming, and Princess the 5 year old welsh pony is coming. If I had to say anyone I was worried about, It actually might be Princess. Mommy tells me to be nice but c'mon she also tells me to tell the truth. Out of all of these horses coming, who do you think would win? The gorgeous POA, 13.2 hand fleabitten gray pony I Spy? Or the Wild Wild West?

Now that I got that out I'd like to apologize for being rude there, but I'm always gonna be thinkin I'm the best. Doesn't everyone think that about themselves?? Yep that's what I thoughts.

Thanks for reading! 

Happy Spy

I am all happy now. My person got me a  fly mask with cheetah  print rims. Tis so cute and I am the most stylish at the house. No pitchers of it because my mommy sucks and was too lazy to get some. I'm just joking mama. Spy Spy loves you <33

My mommy rode me today and I had fun. We did plenny of jumping and I jumped the tires, the coop, the box, and a log. Mom was happy and we were so awesome. The neighbors were cutting down trees, everyone was freaking out. BUT NOT ME! I'm Spy and I'm a good pony. I knows how to act. 

 Ain't I  cute! Believe it or not, my mommy put that pink bow on my halter because people thought I was a  GELDING! I am no gelding, Spy is a  mare. A pretty mare.

I sure can rock this saddle pad huh? I still like blue bedder.

I need more pitchers. That's all for now!

Maybe tomorrow will be bedder?

Okay  so today starteded out ok. My mommy with her broken arm walked me round today. She made me go in de round pin like good girwl. Says I'm still a liddle lame in the canter but much much bedder. 

 But then before I nose it, she buts the yellow goo on my buttox...Spy dun look good in yellow. She lieks blue bedder.

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse. Spy got de-wormed. Sad Day. Tasted like fake apples and goo. All over my mouth for the rest of the day. This makes for sad Spy. :(

 Of course my little pal Sugar gets all the fun. After I was put back in my house mommy got Sugar out of her house and put her in the round pin. She set up jumps and everthing. 

 Then she took her up to the tack up place thingy and groomed her, gave her loads of treats, and taught her how to 'shake'. I was so jellis of my frand. The little minis always get the attention :( ALWAYS

Maybe tomorrow will be bedder?

The show!

 Startin stadium jumping. Like a boss.

 First jump. Maybe we should have gotten a little closer?

 My photographer should try to get me OVER the jump. I look much better when she does.

 Look at me canter to that jump #3. Like a boss.

 Down we go! Getting better photographer ;)

 THERE'S A JUMPING PICTURE! Thing is, I dun like this one, my hed was jacked in the air.

 Down we go again.

 JUMPDEDEE! Should practice keepin those knees evin.

 Down again. Geez.

 X-COUNTRY! YAY

 Avoiding the scary pile of junk and wizzing around to #5

 #5 was in a ditch.

 LOG!

 Extended canter aye?

 Not a fan of the water, mommy was getting angry when I stopped at it. She told me I was being stubborn :( Meanie.

 She was all happy and stuffs when I went in :) I got petteded

 WOO CANTER!

 I got yelled at for this, she made me turn around and do it again. Mommy said a bad word under her breath :( But she was still happy I think.

SUCCESS! I got a pat for this and a really loud "WE DID IT BABY, GOOD GIRL!" She was real happy me thinks.

These are the pics  from the show at Canturberry Showplace. My person says we ordered a video but they lost it :( Mommy was upset because we did real good this time. I placed 5th in the entire tadpole class, the only pony there with the youngeest mommy  there. Thing is, got 8th in dressage, and didn't place in stadium because of the horse head jump, and I dun know what I got in x-country. Something good obviously. I beat a bunch of old people. HAHA

That's all for now!